Let’s just call it self interest

I am having one of those days. You know those FML I hate this and that my life sucks kind of days. Nothing anyone says or does will help, you are just going to sit around and pout and feel bad for yourself. Even the painfully awkward dates on “More to Love” aren’t cheering me up and if that ain’t working, nothings going to do the trick.

It’s probably a good thing I don’t have a trust fund or any significant amount of savings that I can really get to or else I might just disappear and none of you happy people would ever hear from me again. Maybe a postcard, maybe.

I am considering going on a de-friending frenzy on the book. I am not really friends with over half the people any way and I am sick and tired of hearing your happy updates. I am overreacting a little, my life is not THAT bad, I have a good job, nice apartment, two pretty cool pups and amazing friends and family but when you are having one of those “woe is me” days all the happiness explosions on various social networks can be stomach turning.

If you are engaged, married or pregnant or any combination of the 3 watch out. Especially if you consider putting 3-d ultra sounds photos as your profile picture. Consider yourself de-friended, I wish there was something worse than de-friending, kind of like how I think they should have a “dislike” button for things.

Newsfeed: “The first crush you ever had is now engaged”
-Michelle dislikes this (thumbs down)

Moral of the story: No one deserves to be happy if I’m not. Some call it selfish, I call it self interest.

Please Judge.

P.S. My “T” and “C’ keys are not working in blogger? WTF? I had to type in Word so that I could use said keys. This day really sucks.

P.P.S. (or is it pss?) Miley Cyrus is coming out with a clothing line with Max Azria? Really? Someone get me a gun.

If my life didn't suck quite so badly

Then I would post more. I really would. My goal here is to make people laugh. I WANT you to judge me and my friend's crazy antics. However the last couple of weeks have been rather calm. I did some traveling, was in a wedding, blah blah blah. I did manage to get a severe burn wound on my arm from cooking frozen egg rolls at 2 am. Win? I think so.

This weekend my friend's and I are going to the Houston Free Press Summerfest this weekend and I am pretty excited. It combines a lot of my major loves: day drinking, live music and "misting tents." Its also walking distance from my apartment and you can't beat that. I hope its a shitshow and I blackout and makeout with a hippie. I would be happy. I bought a Kavu purse for the occasion.

On a completely unrelated note I had the tuna sandwhich at Beck's Prime today and it was absolutely delicious. A+ usually I think that place is way overrated and overpriced but not in this case.

Okay peace out. Happy Friday. Go out and do something worth judging this weekend, I hope I do. I will let you know next week.