Mary needs new furniture and Kendra is now "mature"

Soooo I just cried legit tears while watching The Girls Next Door Finale. I love these skanks so much, I almost feel bad for calling them skanks and them I remember the entire premise of the show.

The most priceless part of the entire thing was Kendra's family's reaction to her telling them she was going to move out. Especially her grandmother's she was like "Why the F would you do that???" Imagine your whole family pretty much telling you they would rather you live with an 816 year old man with 2 other women than go out on your own and accomplish something. BURNNNNNN. I could just see the thoughts going through her mother's head (No more plastic surgery? No more skanky party invites?? No more banging Hef's brother?) At least she got a little Nip/Tuck in the 5 years that her daughter was living in polygamy(essentially)

The next best part was when Kendra told Holly and Bridgette she was moving out. I almost think this scene is totally legit and real. That's what crying on TV should look like (take note Jason) They really looked sad and that they were bonding over the moment. Except once again I could just read the thoughts going through Holly's head. I almost shed a tear in this moment, then I totally realized what I was watching and held back the tears (for now)

Sidenote: There was a scene where Hef was pretty much saying Holly's going to and he is talking to Mary in her office. Can we please pause and check out Mary's office??? Someone buy this woman a new desk!! She has probably been with Hef longer than any wife, girlfriend, baby momma, and gold digger combined and these are the accommodations he provides her with? I am thinking Mary is one of those people who doesn't need the finer things in life but I don’t care. GET MARY SOME NEW FURNITURE PLEASE! She also looks like she is in an attic closet, she needs some natural light in that biatch.

Also just a little side note to Kendra whom was never my favorite girl next door but in the past season she has grown on me: It is not like "going out on your own and starting with nothing" when you can afford a house like that. Did you see that shizzz?? Its huge! I hope that I will have the will power not to watch her new show but that is doubtful due to the fact that it looks like a hot wet sick mess and I can't wait. Is June here yet?

So poor poor Hef he was all alone for 5 minutes until those twin skanks showed up. I will NOT watch a new season if they are on. Holly, Bridgette and Kendra can never be replaced as my girls next door. Never.

Okay so moving on from my pathetic love of GND... Tonight is the season finale of Nip/Tuck?!?!?! Didn't this season just start?! I am crushed.