My very good friend was a contestant and I was SO proud of her for doing it. She did amazing.
BUTTT my inner judgey self was in heaven. Holy. Cow. These girls (not my friend) but the other ones who you could tell made their lives out of pageants were just unreal. I really wish I had been live blogging, it doesn't have the same effect after the fact. I can't even think of all the funny shit but I will recap a couple of things.
First of all, it was also the Miss Houston Teen within the same pageant. This was my favorite contestant.
Monica Suarez.
She had a mullet. A yellow/orangey mullet. She also had this look on her face like, "My mexican boyfriend just fucked me on the way over here and I am totally over it." No kidding. We totally predicted the Mexican boyfriend thing and it came true right before our eyes. I'll explain later.
This girl, who knows why she was doing this thing. She was SO OVER IT. Her sash looked like her Chihuahua had gotten a hold and not let go, it was all frayed and wrinkled. Her "evening gown" was a reject mall department store number and it was also as wrinkled as the sash. I really don't even have words to explain this. Of course my fellow pageant go-ers and I made up a life story for this girl complete with a Mexican boyfriend in a hot-rod type car and lots of cigarettes (shes also 8 weeks pregnant in our story) So anyway after long night of crappy dance routines, glitter and Lucite heels we make our way out to the valet. Monica had beat us there. BEAT US TO THE VALET. She was waiting with her MEXICAN BOYFRIEND for their car to get there. THIS GIRL IS PROBABLY 14 YEARS OLD. The valet pulls up with his car. A Bright Red Chevy COBALT with R A C I N G S T R I P E S. NOPE.
The whole thing was unbelievable. SO much more, but I cant remember all of the trainwrecks. I never knew so many pageant girls had fake tits. I was astonished. Check out all of shit show here...
Also I know this is way off topic but can I ask something? Why do people feel the need to put their 3-D ultrasound as their facebook pictures? WHY? I don't want to see your unborn baby. That is CREEPY. Spare me, spare everyone - For Zuckerberg's sake. This isn't what he wanted. Send an e-mail to your family members who care. Scratch that, most of them don't care either. I promise. NOPE.
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